also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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