My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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