Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
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Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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