People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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