so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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