hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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