I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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