Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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