Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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