Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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