But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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