thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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