Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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