we have officially lost it.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I FOUND THE LEGS
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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