She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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