I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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