that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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