dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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