i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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