I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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