That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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