Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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