New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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