I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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