Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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