She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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