At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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