Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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