God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
