Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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