that's an acceptable place to lick
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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