well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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