We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
How external is "for external use only"?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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