You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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