Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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