i was rollin on her like bob the builder
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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