Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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