im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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