How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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