Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
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I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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