You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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