Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
