im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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