Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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