She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
