He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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