Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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