Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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