I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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