Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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