: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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