I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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