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say what?
wanna hang out?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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