I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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