She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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