I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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