We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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