so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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